you asphyxiate us with
-your bureaucratic delays and indecision
-your untreated wastes released from PSU factories
-your rollercoaster roads pockmarked with potholes
-your agitated speeches promoting regional intolerance
-your unending criminal records
-your constant blame-game melodramas
-your blatant paan-spitting on the public roads
-your white Ambassadors with no pollution check since 1988
... you place your file-passing-redtaped hands around our cumulative throats and wring us dry of all our rights... and when our eyeballs are nearly popping out of their sockets, bloodshot and we seek that last breath of free air, you "ban" us from smoking in "public places"... but of course, in a nation bleeding with poverty, regional disparities, racial discrimination, lack of health & educational facilities, the top-most priority is to divert ALL possible funds to ensure we smoke at our homes and keep the environment nicotine free...however, public defacation is our born right and all and sundry are welcome to mark "public walls" as their own... leaders of our "modern" country, please raise your pristine-pure white dhotis and lead the way, the walls of the country eagerly await your blessings!
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it seems that the system has really bugged you…..chill….this is the natural way everything works…..there will be a chaos if u ll try to tamper with it......
:) there already is... try asking a smoker to hold on thru an 8 hour workday before he/she can light up... u'll know where the chaos is! :)
ha ha ha….another Anbumani Ramadoss victim….well u can walk out of the office and hv yr smoke…….simple
sure.. except that i necessarily need it as an accompaniment to alcohol too!!
Then you are not a dedicated smoker, because I wonder except fr the fact that you work in a bar or a disc no other office allows drinking….ha ha ha…..nd well going by this fact that you are just an occasional smoker you should nt feel that bad about the ban….because a person like me has to go down 10 times in the eight working hours…..
huh??!!! jumping to conclusions are v now? thr NEVER is a bad time to smoke... :)
sorry, but I am paid to conclude events…the faster the better because it will be a waste if other newspapers publish it…..ha ha ha….now you are contradicting yr previous statement. Earlier u said that u need booze whenever you smoke but now u are saying any time is right……you should be consistent…..don’t u….ha ha ha
Think u got the cause n effect muddled there! I need a smoke like a possessed soul when I drink...not the other way around! No wonder media is fraught with misinterpreted statements...! ;)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………………everybody in India is an expert on the conduct of media…………I just concluded from yr statement, its unfair that you are contradicting yrself and blaming the honest reporter….isn’t it.
huh??? read the comment history before declaring things like that man... how am i contradicting???
hey u are getting angry....i am sorry....but i was just arguing fr d sake of argument.....relax
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